so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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