I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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