we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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