Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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