You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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