We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
the raccoons are back...
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