CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
jump out the window naked night went bad
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