"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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