So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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