I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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