did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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