so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm like, not good at living.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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