I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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