Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
