Have you finally orgasmed yet?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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