I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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