is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm sobbing to NWA
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
