problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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