I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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