I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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