Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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