He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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