Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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