No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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