Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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