Umm I'm too high to move.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
My vagina just recognized that song.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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