Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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