STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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