I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The uberlube is also flammable
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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