his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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