Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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