Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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