fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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