do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
it hurts more in the daytime
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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