There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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