i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Randomize