yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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