Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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