i just wanna soil my oats bro
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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