He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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