But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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