As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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