Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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