Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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