I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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