i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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