We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
People in love make me want to vomit
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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