So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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