Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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