Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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