So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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