he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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