Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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