we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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