All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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