The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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