ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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