i permit you to call me
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
as a side note pls kill me
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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