Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
