Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Randomize
