Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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