butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we made out on top of his cat.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
whose ass print is on the piano?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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